Missing Texas

I never thought I'd be almost a 1,000 miles from home in a luxury hotel and say that I want to go home, but I totally do.

Most you know the the drama I've been having with my stay here in Memphis so I won't rehash it. Suffice it to say I'm a little homesick right now. So what better way to make myself, and hopefully all of you, smile on a Friday? Why cowboys of course! And unlike the Cowboys game last night, these boys won't disappoint!!

Mark me baby ...

Welcome to Friday lovelies! I can get away with saying that because Mandy's already celebrating the beginning of the weekend.

Now I don't know how everyone else feels about it, but I love body art, especially on a beautiful man. I absolutely adore well done ink. Give me a sculpted chest and I'm a happy girl, but put some ink on it and my I'm licking my screen or the ink itself if I can. :)

Now anyone who's spent some time on the threads knows that Ben Godfrey has taken over the minds and libidos of most of the women on Twilighted. His tats absolutely own me ...



I love large pieces ... the way this one wraps around his torso makes me want to explore ...



There are several beautiful pieces on this gorgeous canvas. Anyone wanna bet there are more below the waistline?



Ben is just so amazing don't you think? Here are the ones on his legs, and believe it or not there are still more that you haven't even seen. I'm holding those pics for myself for a little while longer, but I'll share eventually. Maybe ...



And you all know me well enough to know that I cannot grab pics of these gorgeous specimens without getting them to pose at least once with me. I totes <3 the way this one turned out ...

Happy Birthday Shell!

Today I bring to you a special edition of Purty Peens, especially for Shell's birthday. Thank you Mandy for the heads up!

This post has a slightly different look to it as these are all pics of our gorgeous Robert Pattinson, and he has on more clothes than you are used to seeing on my men. Fear not, Friday's PP will be back to the skin ...

Now, Shell, I present to you some yummy pics of Rob ...

And the V's have it ...

Our lovely Mistress has been having it a bit rough with RL lately and I gladly offered her some "inspiration" to help her get back in the writing groove. Now what does Mistress like? Well, when asked she politely replied that all she wanted were some lovely V's. Ahh yes ... the mystical V. It draws us all in.

While searching through my files I remembered this one. He had posed for me just after telling me how much he loves TTTS and that he'd be glad to help Mistress in way she needed. He was deep in thought about his helping options when I grabbed a quick candid. He wasn't thrilled thinking he looked too serious but I think he looks lovely. Don't you agree?



This next gentleman is new to my stables. He wasn't quite sure of exactly what I expected from him so when I asked him what he would be willing to do to help my dear Mistress he simply shrugged at me and told me "Anything she needs. I am here to serve, after all." Excellent answer.



Now I brought this next lad in specifically for you ladies who like 'em lanky. He's long and lean, and with that longish hair I can see him inspiring some Edward. Can't you? He's also a gymnast so has amazing strength and excellent balance. Mistress will you help him practice his tumbling?



When I mentioned to this sweet man that Mistress needed his help he was so excited that he had to lean against the wall for support. I helped him collect himself and get prepared for their session and he is anxiously awaiting Mistress in Training Room 3. I'll be on the other side of the one way mirror ... with popcorn.



Lastly, I really wanted to help Mistress to feel better about RL and the every day mundane tasks she must accomplish. One of the hardest for her is the 5a swim lessons. Now this was a little harder to accomplish, but I did manage to find her youngin' a new swim coach. He starts on Monday.

You asked for a hose Lil Bitch ...?

This week my girl Lil Bitch FINALLY finshed her shower. So as a present for her accomplishment I offered to let her pick the subject of this week's Purty Peens update. She batted her eyelashes at me and lovingly asked me for some beautiful wards of public safety - the firemen.

Now she knows I have a soft spot for firemen because my older brother is one, and it also made this update a breeze...

I called him up and asked him to pllleaase have several friends over for a BBQ so I could grab some quick shots and they were more than happy to help as they are always willing to be of service.

We kicked the afternoon off with a wonderful Texas style BBQ of brisket and ribs, but unfortunately we got the pit a little too hot and Edward had to open up the hydrant to spray it down.



Once we got that taken care we were able to just relax and enjoy ourselves and I got this gorgeous black and white shot of Jasper who was just coming off duty and about to jump in Lil Bitch's new shower.



Now the margaritas were flowing and we were all having a hell of a time and the guys managed to convince me to put on their turnout gear. What do ya'll think? And I flame worthy?



It would not be worthy of the Spoilt Rotten blog, however, if I didn't have a little fun with it, and lucky for me Emmett was game for anything. So I tied him to his ladder so Lil Bitch could do with him as she pleased. Let me tell you he's lucky he was tied down because after the session she put him through there's no way his legs would have supported him.



All joking aside ... my love and respect goes out to the men (and women) of the SAFD. You guys are my heros. Thank you for all you do and more than anything for protecting my brother. MUAH!



*No actual members of the SAFD participated in this blog posting.

Moving Day

As most of you know, our beloved WMH is relocating this week and she put in a special request for some help from my friends. Being the loving Spoons that I am, I immediately called my favorite service and they assured me they would have some guys at her apartment first thing this morning. It must have been a really busy day because despite my VIP status these are the men they sent over ...



Now, I'm not picky, but my girl deserves the best so I quickly called and asked them to correct the situation. Two more men were quickly dispatched, but unfortunately they couldn't stop fighting over which of them would help the WMH set up her bed ...



Now I was really starting to worry that WMH was going to begin to doubt my ability to come through for her so I started to panic and immediately began scanning the area for men I could bribe to help. Luckily I found this guy on the beach with a "Will Work for Food" sign ...



So I immediately grabbed him up and promised him the WMH had more than ennough to fill his appetite. Speaking of which ... did he have any friends? And lucky us he immediately took me to a group of his friends who were living on an inset part of the beach ...



So we finally had all the muscle we needed to get WMH up and out of the apartment, and man, did they take that last request literally ...



I hope your moving day experience was a memorable one love!! Sorry for the initial delays, but I'm glad I could help ya get it done!

Birthday Surprise

Tomorrow is my sister-in-law's birthday and because I love her so very much I had to find a special gift for her. Because I love all of you as well I am sharing her gifts with you, too. Enjoy!!