Happy Birthday NanMcCullen!!

Today is the day we celebrate the rare and special gift given to us on the occasion of NanMcCullen's birth. Oh sure, her parents knew what a precious gift they held in their hands but I doubt even they knew how profoundly she would affect so many of us. If you're blessed to know her then you know exactly what I'm talking about. And if you don't - shame on you! Get on it!!

Shaelove and I couldn't decide what the best present possible would be for such an amazing woman. A card? Too trite. A plaque with some quote about friendship? Just another thing she'd have to dust. A smutty, lemontastic one-shot? How could it possible be good enough for the author of The Mistress and Her Master?

Ultimately we decided to hold a talent search for a beautiful, strong, submissive man. Having reached a decision we settled in for a couple long, hard *giggle* days.

When word got out we were looking for a man to gift NanMcCullen with, the response was overwhelming. I wish we could show you every gorgeous specimen that showed up, but there simply isn't time. In the spirit of American Idol we'll give you the highlights, although you can thank us now for sparing the lowlights. ;)

Say hello to Chris. We were very impressed with his high cheek bones and firm ass, but when we couldn't pry him away from the mirror we had to pass. After all, we need him to be worshiping Nan, not himself.
Todd brought his boyfriend with him to help him demonstrate his skills. We had to take a break for cold showers after that one.
Tom was another of our favorites. He was definitely in the right frame of mind, but we never saw him smile. No, no, no ... we want Nan to know just how thrilled you are to be serving her. Scowling all night will not do.
Eduardo caught our eye and melted our hearts with his lilting Spanish accent. "Ella us una reina?" Well, yes, she's our Queen of Delinquents and Debauchery.
Next up was Roger. Fantastic body, but he was a little too high spirited for our liking. We wouldn't want Nan to have to spend her entire birthday training him, now would we?
We were close to throwing in the towel and just buying the damn plaque when we found Jonathan. He had gotten bored while waiting for his turn to talk to us and was entertaining himself by working out using an exposed piece of plumbing pipe. Good thing he didn't break it, but we probably needed another cold shower at that point anyway! His quiet manner combined with his strength and endurance convinced us this was our man!
Sooo ... we sent everyone else packing and worked on our rope techniques so we could get everything just perfect for tying up our gift.
Once we were sure we had it right we let him sleep for a while so he'd be fully rested and ready for the long day and night ahead.
He's all rested now, Nan, and we've left him tied up and waiting for you in your playroom's shower.

We hope this birthday turns out to be everything you've hoped for and all that you deserve.

~Blil and Shae

Ojala que te gusten las fotos! Te amo mucho mi reina!!
~Blil

Happy birthday my devious, naughty queen <3
I don't talk to you near as much as I would like, but every moment is one worth cherishing. Now I'll stop my rambling and let you enjoy your birthday gift ;)
~Shae

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLILTXGIRL

So, B gave me (Shaelove) free reign over this lovely blog for her birthday. With the help of a couple of friends, we bring you the most epic birthday post ever. To begin, a little music.

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And now a little story (complete with illustrations)
Our birthday wish for you:

We hope that you have a birthday filled with lots of purty peens (and eating cake)! They say everything is bigger in Texas, so let's start with this cowboy, Wade. He is just waiting to get your birthday started off right. Save a horse, ride a cowboy! But don't get too tired because your day has just begun ;)

Looks like Wade must be a "kiss and tell" kind of guy because now his friends, Sam, Reese, Ethan and Toby want to wish you a happy birthday as well! You will have to thank Wade later because you'll be busy for quite a while! Maybe you should share with your friends?? Or maybe not, it is your birthday after all, you can be as greedy as you want! They made sure to bring an extra large cake. Lots of frosting to share ;)

After all of those cowboys, you will need a nice, long shower, don't you think?? Well, DAMN! Can't even catch a break there! But I don't think we will have to worry about you complaining. Jared will take good care of you :)

We know you have big plans for your birthday, so after your shower, you head out the door on your way to meet your friends. But you are such a nice person, you just can't leave this poor guy sitting on his suitcase, so of course you have to pick him up and give him a ride! Did you even catch his name? Who cares! Did you see what the x-ray picked up in that suitcase?! I think he has some plans for you tonight ;)

While out with your friends, this guy asks if you want to play ball. Who are you to turn him down?? Surely, your friends will understand right?

After partying with your friends, you come home to find this guy sitting in your favorite chair... You later find out that his name is Evan and all you can think is that his name is fitting because it rhymes with Heaven! And look what he has on his lap! Mmm mm mm!

You HAVE to be exhausted after you day full of hot men... so you head off to bed to get some good rest...and you find this in your bed...think you can handle just one more?? His name is Blaise... and he is hot like fiya! Have a good night Brandy! We hope you sleep well :)

What would a birthday post to Bliltxgirl be without some Jackson pics?? Look! He even brought you a monkey cake with a banana.




We Love You B!
<3 Shaelove & IdreamofEC17

Happy New Year!!

Soo ... I had intended to put this up on New Year's day so you ladies would know how I spent my New Year's Eve, but that night turned into a few days and now my back is killing me. I've always prided myself on being flexible but he tested that over and over again. LOL

Without further ado let me introduce you to my date for NYE.

Have I introduced any of you to Joseph Sayer before? No? Hmmm ... well I do like keeping my men to myself. Sorry. I'll try to be nicer about sharing my ummm, toys. LOL

Joseph makes an honest living on the road, but this weekend was bringing him through my neck of the woods so we decided to enjoy the holiday weekend together. He called me when he got in town and I went to pick him up. Looked pretty good, didn't he?



We had some time before the evening so decided to spend some time relaxing. Now what comes to your mind when a gorgeous man says he just wants to relax with you? Geez ladies! Minds out of the gutters, please! Horseback riding, of course.



After a few hours on horseback we headed back to the house to shower and start getting ready to celebrate the New Year. I caught these beautiful images just before he started splashing water at me, threatening to ruin my camera if I didn't hurry up and get in the shower.





So ... sometime (and no more hot water) later, we got out of the shower. I prefer to air dry, but he wasn't enjoying the cool air and grabbed a towel. Damn thing totally messed up the view.



I had just finished blow drying my hair and was getting ready to go in the closet for my outfit when I looked over and saw the best sight of the evening ....



We never actually made it out for New Year's Eve, or even New Year's Day, but it was a wonderful beginning to 2010!

I hope you all had a wonderful New Year's Eve and that 2010 brings great joy and prosperity to you!!!

Merry Christmas all my Ho Ho Ho's!!

So I continue to be slack in the posting department and for that I am truly sorry. For some reason I was having trouble getting into the Christmas spirit this year, so I started collecting pictures of gorgeous men hoping it would help put me in the mood. Well, it worked. ;)

If Santa's bag has goodies like this in it for me I'll be a much better girl next year. Or perhaps I need to be a much naughtier girl ... what do you girls think?

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE peppermint?! This one might take me a while to get to the center of. Woo hoo! Mmmm my lips and tongue are all tingly now. Hee hee
Guess this answers the question of "Does Santa wear boxers or briefs?" Neither! Or both? Hmmm ... either way it's boxer briefs! LOL
Ho Ho Ho indeed! I want to lick that tattoo below his navel. Well, actually both tattoos are quite lickable in my opinion. :) I wonder what he's got in the bag for me?
As a Texas girl, this is a Santa I'm very happy to see. Oh I have so many things to wish for ... we may be here for a while. Let me just slide that hay out of the way and I'll get right on that lap.
Well, hello, Santa. What are you doing with that hand? Anything I can help with? Please?? I've always been a fan of mistletoe. The tradition is to kiss BELOW the mistletoe, right? His arm's gonna get tired of holding that up eventually...
So I saw this guy with his necklace of Christmas lights, and thought "Wow, if a few lights can make him look this good, what would a whole strand do for him?"
Lucky for me he was game for finding out, but somehow in the few minutes it took me to set up the camera he got tangled in the strand.
I tried to help him get them untangled, but he had other (much better) ideas and we got sidetracked.
Finally I managed to untangle myself and get back to the camera, but he was still caught up in the strand and decided to just sit down and relax. What a glorious vision. I was right, the necklace was nice, but a whole strand is amazing.
I hope you enjoyed my silly little post, but more than that I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas!!

Merry Christmas bbs!!

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall ... Who's the Purtiest Peen of All?

Welcome back to the Purty Peen Blog and the Friday installment of beautiful men. I usually do a theme, but this week I had a hard time finding the pics for the theme I wanted. I started sorting through all my pics trying to find another theme that I hadn't already done, and while I couldn't find a theme I did come across my folder of pictures of the yummy Gilles Marini. You may know him from his appearance in the Sex in the City movie or you may recognize him from his time as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars. If for some unfathomable reason you do not recognize this beautiful man, then I consider this a service in helping to right this travesty.

Happy Friday! Enjoy the browsing...!!

For the Love of TML

I apologize for the hiatus thtat Purty Peens took. Real life caught up and held me hostage for a while, but I'm working to get back in the swing of things. This is the not the usual PP post, but this post is dedicated to my beloved twiance, TML, who has kept me sane and laughing for the last few months. She is an amazing woman who just happens to have a crush on the most unlikely of the Twilight cast ... Michael Welch, aka Mike Newton. :) Bb I promised you a surprise and I hope you enjoy it! Thank you for everything ... I love you!!!